this is fucking hilarious
How old are your littles and how many ounces are they eating?
Carter’s eating anywhere from 4-6oz at 3 months! 🙈
3 months old. 4 oz every 3-4 hours
4 months old, 7oz every 3-4 hours
6 months and 6 oz every 2 to 3 hours.
6 and a half months, 6-7 oz depending on how long ago he ate. How often is a grab bag dude like he eats whenever he eats 🙈 sometimes it’s 2-3 hours sometimes it’s like 5
My son has always been a small eater. Even now he is almost a year old and will only eat up to 6ozs sometims by luck or a good day he will eat 8ozs. He isn’t tiny either. 31ins and 23.4 lbs. He is measuring the same hight and weight as a 18month old. Anyone elses little one like this. He worries me at time when he wont eat. For a whole week he wouldn’t eat more then 4ozs. And he only eats every 4 hours, 4 times a day. 8am, 12pm, 4pm, 8pm.
And this is why Miranda Hart should be everyone’s favourite.
Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka reenact the spaghetti scene from Lady and the Tramp (x)
so freaking cute!
This is so amazing it’s pissing me off
this is so fucking useful wHY IS IT NOT GOING FULL BLAS EVERY WHERE JESUS CHIRST
Step back, peeps, and fasten your seat-belts. Time to bring in a puberty professional.
…. wait. That’s not right. Hold on.
Let’s fast-forward about five more years.
Ah, yes, there we go. Right after I sold my soul to Satan.
Naw son you can’t be hot in two genders you fucking cheated
this is my favorite post because its just people bragging about how hot they are